Happy New Year to everyone, and please accept my apologies for the lack of Blogs this past few weeks, I will be getting back into the swing very shortly, a combination of Christmas, Bad Weather, and sheer bloody idleness has taken me over. Don't give up on me I'll be back shortly.
A very short story, just to keep you interested:
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then, I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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