Wednesday, 12 May 2010

New Toy


After thinking about selling my beloved Harley Fat-Boy, for absolutely ages, I went to the local Harley Dealers in Preston and had a chat. They finished up offering me a Brand new 883 Sportster as above, and a reasonable amount of money as well. Not bad considering the Fat-Boy was 12 years old. I am really impressed with the new Piglet (Baby hog - Get it?) the handling is amazing and the engine is comparatively very smooth - not really what one expects from a Harley, but amazing none the less.
I am inspired therefore to post a few "Harley" Jokes

How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?

They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?

The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

Why do Harley owners love chrome?

Makes the parts easier to find when they fall off.

What's the cheapest way to get another 50 hp from your Harley?

Trade it in on a Suzuki.

Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?

The other 5% actually made it home.

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